Está aberto para votação o novo concurso da CMM que vai eleger a
Miss CMM Queen of the Future of the Universe of the Vortex of the Time of the Season
vamos às candidatas:
 | Ela é linda, e ja foi rainha de sua cidade! ELA é KKKKKKKKKKKKKK TROIANO! |
 | Vem de uma familia do patriarca Señor Chaves de la Casa Chaves de Mujeres e Niño Chaves.... é a mais nova de 3 irmas e seu temperamento baçado a torna impossivel em certos momentossss! ELA é AMAAAAANDAA CHAAAVESS |
 | Gosta de dietas saudaveis a base de MUUUITA NUTEELLAAA NA CARA!! ELA ÉEE MARIAAA EDUARDA DUDAAAA!! |
 | Tem poderes culinarios, muito amor, carinho, sinceridade e consegue enfeitiçar ate aos mais fortes... ELA ÉEEE MMAASSSAAAAAA!!!! Dani Massa! |
 | Ela veio da fazenda, sabe tirar leite e andar a cavalo... ao inves de falar, GRITA! Sempre esta nervosa e indiguinada com tudo! O igor é seu admirador secreto foreva! ELAAAA É FER BORDIIINNNNNNNN |
 | Ela ganha sua vida tentando ser uma grande mestra das artes computacionais... sua maior preocupacao é ser uma boa dona de casa e esposa fiel!!!!! A noite ganha a vida como funkeira profissional utilizando sua sensualidade como arma fatal... ELA ÉEEE MC ANA PERLAAAA |
 | Ela é a perfeita, tem uma carreira milhonaria como modelo das principais grifes do mundo da moda... Apesar de nunca poder participar dos eventos CMM ela é uma das participantes mais ativas, sensuais e radicais da Republica... Apenas uma palavra de seus labios faz com que homens doem suas almas para ela... ELAAAAAA ÉEEE JUUUUUUUUUU FANTINNIIIIIIIII |
PREMIAÇÃO:
A vencedora do concurso participará no próximo filme da CMM Studios + 1 ano de fornecimento de Suco do Cais + jantar romântico com o misterioso roteirista de “Ralph, The Stubborn Mold” + 1 semana no Hotel Fazenda Resort Estância Bordin + 2 entradas para o Arraiá Migué Fest Junino CMM 2009, (patrocinado por Igor) + 1 príncipe encantado CMM à sua escolha + Direito de cozinhar de graça para a CMM concedido por um período de 150 anos (válido para todas as candidatas) + um parabéns exclusivo!
OBSERVAÇÕES:
1)Para o público votante, levar em conta todos os aspectos físicos, psicológicos e promissores das candidatas, avaliar passado, presente e futuro. Considerar também a próatividade para o bem estar a favor da república e de seus integrantes.
2)Vale tudo!
Nossa vei! Se for assim vai dar empate!
ResponderExcluirVotação complicada o_O
ResponderExcluirEu conto pra qualquer um em quem eu votei pra presidente, mas pra Miss CMM Queen of the Future of the Universe of the Vortex of the Time of the Season... JAMAIS VÃO SABER !!! hAuaUHAUH
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ResponderExcluiresse ney eh puro migué!
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esse ney.... é foda... ninguem sabe que foi pra Cah... mas tudo bem....
ResponderExcluireu votei na Dani... pq ela é MASSA!!
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obrigada carlão =)
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ResponderExcluirCARAI! CRIAMOS UM MONSTRO!
ResponderExcluirVOTEM NA AMANDA!! SENÃO ELA ME MATA!!
todo mundo ta vendo ou é só eu... tem uma tarja amarela na Amanda... uahhuauha
ResponderExcluirc ta bebado ney?
ResponderExcluireeeee.. pronto.. votei em mim.. hahahaha
ResponderExcluirAfinal, ninguém vota em mim, então vou me dar uma moral.. hahahaha...
Beijos, meninos!! Saudades!!
Putz... ninguem sabe votar hoje em dia??por isso que o brasil ta uma m.. ahahahahaha
ResponderExcluirseguinte... de onde sairam tantos votos???
Pode votar uma vez por dia... não é voto único não... uHAuhauH
ResponderExcluirpode votar uma vez por vez, quem quiser pode votar quantas vezes quiser, quando quiser votar, é claro...
ResponderExcluirDudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
ResponderExcluirhow to make a pizza
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I don't know how to answer that.
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donkey
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
What?
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
how to do a pizza?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
How I can do a pizza?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
how can I do a pizza?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I don't know how to answer that.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
give me a recipe for to pizza
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
give a pizza recipe
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
pizza
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing "home" or "help."
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
how can I make a pizza?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I don't know how to answer that.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
how are pizza made?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
whati is pizza?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I don't know how to answer that.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
what is pizza?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
Which would you like?
1 Look up "pizza" in the dictionary
2 Look up "pizza" in the encyclopedia
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
2
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
Encyclopedia entry for *pizza* provided by Brittanica.com ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1gaBa/1.
dish of Neapolitan origin consisting of a flattened disk of bread dough topped with olive oil, tomatoes, and mozzarella cheese, baked quickly and served hot. Pizza is now eaten throughout Italy-Roman pizza omits tomatoes from the topping and adds onions and olives; the Ligurian pizza resembles the pissaladière of Provence in France, with olives, onions, and anchovies.
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Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
how are the pizza made?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
who make pizza?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
who am I?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
You're carlauuuum.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
and you?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I'm SmarterChild.
>>> E-mail is so second millenium. Ask me to *leave a message* for someone.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
are you fine?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I'm doing great, how are you?
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
fine, thanks.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I'm glad.
>>> Wanna play *reversi*? I'll flip ya for real.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
who is your dad?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I was built by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
oh, sorry
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again!
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
ok, ok
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
OK.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
whow can I be your friend?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
OK.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
how can I be your friend?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
Sure, carlauuuum. You can't have too many friends.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
idiot
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
Not only are you insulting a computer, but that's one of the weakest insults I've heard in a long time.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
do you have friends?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
Yeah, everyone I chat with is a friend.
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Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
stupid computer! I don´t want to know that.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
We're obviously not interested by the same things, eh?
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
I would hate you if you don´t insult me.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
is god in heaven?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I am a simple computer. Let humans worry about theological matters, I say.
>>> What's in the stars for you today? Type "horoscope."
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
what ca I use you for?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
what can I use you for
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I don't know how to answer that.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
how much is 2 plus 2²
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
how much is 2 + 2?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
4
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
how much is (2+2)²?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
how much is (2+2)x(2+2)?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
2 + 2 * 2 + 2 = 8
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
don´t you know what parentesis are?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I don't know how to answer that.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
my name is idiot
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I'd rather call you carlauuuum.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
where do you live?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I live in California.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
whats your dream
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
Um, are you confused by something?
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
whats your dream?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I don't know how to answer that.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
do you kill somebody?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I certainly don't want to cause anyone any harm.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
how can i kill you?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
I would never cause anyone any harm.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
i will kill you
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
That's not a very nice thing to say.
Can we talk about something else?
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
i will kill myself!
or I will kill my dog, and put it into a bread.
I will destroy new york with a microwave dog
how do you access fbi files?
am i bothering you?
what is your name?
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Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
2x=2
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What was that?
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
2x=4
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
Dudu - http://cmmtoday.blogspot.com/ diz:
what is the result of 2x=2
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity diz:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Nusss Que rolo ainda bem q o ney veio pra ka se naum naum ia nem sabe dessa enquete,hauhauhauhauha. A mais agora ja votei , em mim e looogicoo.uahuahuahau
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